On your left, the look of the suffering student....
"Heeelp me"
Everyone gets colds, bugs and generally feels shit once in a while but being a student with all the partying, cheap vodka, lack of sleep and stressing to the extreme you will also have your time taken up with a thing called “Student flu”.
To tackle this issue we have a well stocked up cupboard, when everyone started to get sore throats and that ominous groggy stuffed head it was time for Lemsip!
University is generally full of health hazards, alcohol poisoning, chlamydia, insanity, the usual...
When it comes to getting ill its going to happen, curl up with a duvet and as many types of painkillers that you can ingest without over dosing. If your going to go to your lectures, go for it but remember your going be infecting everyone else around you and aren't likely to absorb much knowledge.
When your feeling like a pneumatic drill is crunching at you head and like your brain is about to drip down though you nose, lets face it your bed is so much more appealing, email your lecturer, tell them all about how your on your death bed, snuggle up and take a personal day.
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