Student Derp

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	buy derp mugs, tshirts and magnets A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!" I am t0tally c00l3r than 7u n00bs. Derp. south park mr derp fart funny haha

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	buy derp mugs, tshirts and magnets Sound the Pokemon Bidoof makes. Pikachu: Pika pika! Bidoof: Derp.

derp

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buy derp mugs, tshirts and magnets 1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions. 2: A word merely used as filler 1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said. 2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored" *5 minutes later* Person 1: "Derp..." Person 2: "Yeah" derp 329 up, 127 down buy derp mugs, tshirts and magnets A word used after a stupid joke, or stupid slapstick. It was first used in the South Park episode "The Succubus," but popularized by later episodes. Commonly used to refer to jokes in Rob Schneider movies. Rob Schneider derp da derp! Then, derp da derp ta tittily tum.

Student flu.....

On your left, the look of the suffering student....

"Heeelp me"

Everyone gets colds, bugs and generally feels shit once in a while but being a student with all the partying, cheap vodka, lack of sleep and stressing to the extreme you will also have your time taken up with a thing called “Student flu”.

To tackle this issue we have a well stocked up cupboard, when everyone started to get sore throats and that ominous groggy stuffed head it was time for Lemsip!

University is generally full of health hazards, alcohol poisoning, chlamydia, insanity, the usual...

When it comes to getting ill its going to happen, curl up with a duvet and as many types of painkillers that you can ingest without over dosing. If your going to go to your lectures, go for it but remember your going be infecting everyone else around you and aren't likely to absorb much knowledge.

When your feeling like a pneumatic drill is crunching at you head and like your brain is about to drip down though you nose, lets face it your bed is so much more appealing, email your lecturer, tell them all about how your on your death bed, snuggle up and take a personal day.

Dannie's-Derp-Of-The-Day!

Over enthusiasm derrrrrp!

She's going to kill me for this one.

POT NOODLES.....

ARE....

EPIC.

The staple diet of hairy builders, festival campes and idol students. Today me and Dannie decided to go for the lazy stereotype and King it up with pot noodle munch....

As you can tell I was enthusiastic about this pot noodle, I haven't had a proper, bad man chow down on one since Reading festival. We went for the classic chicken and noodle.....

Me and Dannie had a bit of a 'derp' whilst debating with the guys about following pot noodle instructions. They laughed at us for bothering to read them and I pointed out that you should probably follow the instructions otherwise someone silly might put it in the microwave, Dannie agreed......then the guys laughed more and pointed out that its perfectly fine to microwave a pot noodle and lots of people do it.....

Pot Noodle munching was good, pouring the leftovers down the drain was not so good.....

Sink water, noodle clog was not pretty.